Saturday, January 31, 2009

Alfie's Chicken & Waffles

Omg I took a nap and woke up and all I want is CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.

Friday, January 30, 2009


RIP SHERLOCK this fish held on so long and is a true inspiration. Even though we live our lives ina fish bowl we must still remember that we are alive and we must live for the sake of living and knowing that there is something better waiting for us outside of the fish bowl.



"Exxon Mobil Corp. on Friday reported a profit of $45.2 billion for 2008, breaking its own record for a U.S. company, even as its fourth-quarter earnings fell 33 percent from a year ago."

How in the world? Exxon Mobil posts record $45.2 billion profit. 45.2 billion dollars?!!?! $45,200,000,000 in PROFIT all dem damn digits and my ass over here broke and tired. This is the ultimate hustle.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009


This nigga is too dope, too fly for no reason. Why he gotta be like that? Kanye over in paris looking stressed out and strange and Pharell is just chillin on the bus headed to LAX. The iPhone, the oversized bag, the tats, the POSE! I just can't.

NEW Ginuwine- My Last Chance

I really want Ginuwine to be successful he's one of the best RnB singers from the 90's. While this song is nice it's not really OMG material and i honestly think he has it in him. I think this songs proves he still has the swag and the vocals to keep up with the Chris Browns and Ushers instead of the J. Holidays and Trey Songz. Well here's the link enjoy!

I Wish I Wasn't Poor :(

Because I I feel like I would step on somebody face in these, and you couldnt even get mad at me because these are too fly, too dope!
Air Jordan I High Premier “Infrared”

Roc Star x Ato Matsumoto Sneakers

Kris Van Assche

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

New PSP Colors

Sony is releasing some new candy painted "Carnival" colors for the PSP...

I likes, but i would never own another PSP they are trash. However, I feel like PSP 2 is goin to shit on everything Sony learns from its mistakes and PSP was a good first step.

Tyler Perry is a FOOL!

Now I can't stand Medea and her chitlin lovin' adventures, but when I saw this poster for the movie I couldn't stop laughin. This has got to be the funniest shit of the year! Kudos to Tyler! Trannies are taking over :-

I Have this Recurring Dream....

...where I am stuck in a wall and cannot move. I can feel the wall breaking because it feels like a cheap material, but for some reason I cant break it myself. I feel like dreams are illogical, but they are the ultimate truth because its the only thing about your mind that you have no control over. You cannot lie to yourself in a dream, its a mix of fear and desire. I don't know what this dream means. Maybe I was hungry or horny, but I'm bout to open up my mind and find out because I don't like the feeling of being stuck or placed in a box.

Happy Birthday!

A couple of loved ones have a birthday coming up.

First up is my beautiful little cousin Kimori she's turing 1! Love you KLAW!

Second one of my besties, Deon! Celebrating his 22nd. I'll see you this weekend!

Love you!

Coming Soon!

I haven't seen a good movie in a long time. While I think movies are in a better state than, lets say, the music industry i feel like movies have become glorified music videos. This blog is the beginning check for my feature length debut and album coming soon, but until then here are some of my most anticipated movies for the year.


Without a doubt the action movie of the year for me. i love the X-men and while wolverine may not be my favorite the trailer looks amazing.


I have no idea what this movie is about but if the team behind 300 is behind it it should be a pretty interesting film to say the least

Where the Wild Things Are

Remember this children's book with all those ugly monsters? I remember that book for its art and just striking almost disturbing images of monsters that populate this island. THIS MOVIE LOOKS SICK they nailed every detail you don't get movies like this too often especially children's movies.

Chun Li

Shes just bad bitch.

I'm sure there are more but this is it for now. what are you looking forward to? Check out this cool website

Shout out to Darlene!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Is That You Kanye???

Uhh... Please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks Kayne West and his friends look absolutely absurd. I was going to say that he looks gay, but gay people don't even dress like this. I don't understand what he's going through but i hope that he makes it through with a better outfit.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Funny Story

Ok so i was having lunch with a couple of friends. So somehow the topic got on pets. So my friend said "Yo, I want a chinchilla." Now its cold outside so im thinking she talking about a coat. Lol she like "No, not a coat the animal." So in my head I'm like there is no animal called chinchilla. So we going back and forth about this damn chinchilla. I always thought they called them coats chinchillas because your wear them when your CHIN CHILLA LMAO! Lo and behold there are little critters called chinchillas ha!

I love ignorance it makes the world go round!

I WANT IT!: Powerpuff Girls DVD, The Streak Gloves, and Vaio netbook

I usually want things in three's. Im not materialistic but I enjoy unwrapping things and popping tags. I feel like everyone should buy themselves something nice everyonce in a while we work hard we should take time to spoil ourselves.

The Powerpuff Girls: The Complete Series - 10th Anniversary Collection ...

The Streak Fingerless Gloves...
Vaio P netbook....

Why is no one talkin about Alicia being a home wrecking ho and stealin Mashonda man?! Omg I feel like everyone is perfectly fine with the entire scandal. First of all I feel bad for Mashonda because if a lesbian came and took my husband I'd be pissed! Keys has this image of regal perfection that is just absurd to me. Tsk Tsk to Swizz as well because this is the mother to several of your children and your running around beat boxing like its all good.

And if you dont know who Mashonda is she had that song...with that rapper...ehh nevermind!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Wine and a Facial

Last night , put some sexy draws on, sip on this Yellowtail (redwine) and got to know myself lol... I played that new Avant its so good and it just sets the mood!

Here's a track its called Break Your Back

NEW Cassie- I'm a Lover

I have the biggest crush on this woman. I am a staunch believer that beauty is a talent and there is no denying that she is gorgeous! This song is so cute. Shes showing her personality and that goes long way, I hope with her new album she moves away from the barbie bubble gum vocals and just has fun! Music is fun! Anyway heres the link.

Taco Theory...

I have this theory that spanish people sprinkle E. coli on their food right before they put the Goya and fiesta seasoning on because I just ate Taco Bell and I have the extreme bubblies.

Taraji Better Win!

She is so talented to me and those cheeks! I love how she's always cheesing up inbetween Brad and Angelina! If Obama can do it, right? YES WE CAN!

Behind every great black man.... the devil SMH.


These are too pretty found them on a pretty cool site Special Delux link below...

Pussycat Dolls-BottlePop

This song is sloooooooooooooooooowly creeping up my playlist i always find myself humming to it lol. i think you need that simple bubblegum song every once in a while and this is filling that void for me.


I feel like every year I have some self realization and decide to commit to celibacy. The same thing happens every year, I tell people my goal, they laugh, I laugh and then I proceed to have sex. Now I fully believe in sexuality, sexual freedom, intercourse, one night stands, head in the bathroom, you know, whatever you do to get by in life, just stay protected. Sex becomes a problem when it interferes with your judgement and clouds your reasoning. I was dangerously close to that point this past few years, mistaking lust for love is a mistake that we all make too often. I aim to be sexually independent I would never decide to be fully celibate sex is just too good i mean apart of being human, but i will commit to me.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Biscuit & Bologna

My favorite meal lol its not ghetto its gourmet!

My First Post!

Welcome! This is going to be fun! I'm Jonathan but you can call me Alfie. I'm 21, in college and living my life to the fullest, whatever that means lol. I'll mostly be posting about my life on here but i will cover news, poilitics, entertainment, music, videogames, and anything else I find. I strive for greatness and I hope we can get there together :)