Sunday, March 29, 2009

The King Roach

I just killed the biggest roach. Omg it was so damn big! It had these 2 long legs and this brown coat. The nigga hopped out my closet and stopped. I didn't know what to do. So I just froze. I can't step on a roach that's too intimate. So I decided to sneak pass his ass and get the raid. This nigga started walking away. I sprayed him down. He jetted thumping the wall Omg! So he run around the whole room and hit his back. He kept kicking and kicking Omg for like 10 min. he wouldn't die. So I get the broom and gently sweep the thing up. I felt weight on the damn broom. I can't even sleep now. This battle lasted 30-40 min. I feel like shit is crawling on me.