Lil Kim- My Favorite Pic

LIL KIM "I'm feeling real sexy and nasty"

tell em Kimberly cuz im ready for your nasty ass

EXCLUSIVE - Michael Jackson Last Rehearsal

Oh mike truly a great performance from a the GREATEST to ever do it a phenomenal man!

Michael Jackson-In the closet For Lenny

Pride 2009- fri

I'm going to have to break this down into multiple post because last weekend was off the damn chain. I'll start with Friday which I completely owe to my good friend William aka Champ. Who came up for the weekend. I'm so happy he got to see his idol Ms Brandy Norewood. Now I never thought brandy was a showstopper but she look great in person her body is on point and her personality was top notch just don't try to use the gay lingo B-Rocka be yourself that's why we love you! So I saw some old friends as well. I don't hold grudges but I also don't put myself in the position to get hurt. When I saw them it was all love even though I thought I would take it harder than that I believe I'm getting my jersey swag back. 4 years away from home alone had me stifled.

 

Once again thanks Champ! I got you next time! Pics below.

Feeling-------s

I think they are beautiful. Feelings are as infinite as our universe. Just imagine if we could calculate the distance from love to hate or from joy to depression and everything in between. And on top of that we must try to consolidate our own feelings with the next persons as if its normal. When I look around this little ass apartment and see how many people are crammed into this small space and we still have maintained this level of sanity I realize I witness a miracle every single day. Yea we fight, but shit whole galaxies collide and still keep it moving at the end of the day. Ya feel me?

New Brandy pics 6/26/2008 Club Promenade

I hate that the news is focusing on the bad

Rip king of pop!

The Bitch Mentality

MoonLi (12:57:31 AM): lol
MoonLi (12:57:33 AM): stop askin
MoonLi (12:57:35 AM): just do it
MoonLi (12:57:38 AM): fuck all the questions
JonYaBoY (12:57:42 AM): hahahaha
MoonLi (12:57:54 AM): im a bitch
MoonLi (12:57:56 AM): dont hurt my feelings
MoonLi (12:57:59 AM): i'll kill you
MoonLi (12:58:03 AM): in one way or the other
JonYaBoY (12:58:04 AM): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MoonLi (12:58:14 AM): adopt that philosophy
MoonLi (12:58:16 AM): it'll get you far


The Gospel by Dr. Moonli

Ciara ft Missy Elliott - Work

This video is everything and MORE. THAT PONYTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

I decided to stop saying lol wen nothing is funny. It's like I'm saying lol to spare feelings when in reailty they don't need to be spared.

It's like
"lol You looked really bad today and you smell funny lol"
Vs.
"You looked really bad and smell funny"

There's a difference and sometimes it needs to be said to make sure they know how u feel.
The digital age is introducing a whole new set of edicate and setting new rules on the way we communicate with each other.

On a date this boy is toooooooooo cunty but it's cute for him

You've grown. Whatver u went through in florida it broke u a little but you've grown

Riding around town with Kandon. We are at his school and it's got me itching to return to academics I hate being out of school esp since im diploma-less. The weather here is dreary but it's so jersey we stay with the overcast. It doesn't really feel like summer for some reason. Things are very tame and the weather is cool. It's a relief to be honest. Last summer was so hectic and I really didn't accomplish anything(except sexually). But it's still getting started so we'll see.

So I've come to the conclusion that jersey cunt is off da damn chain. Last night was hilarious in so many ways. You know the feeling when you walk in somebody house and there's boys, weed, and liquor everywhere? Like uhh what do I do? Well I didn't do much and the night pretty much summed up quick one liners and a peanut gallery on hgtv host. It was quite funny. I really do have to get use to this new jersey cunt steeze

I'm slightly annoyed with everytthing right about now. How do you arrange a date for Friday to have it rescheduled for saturday and then u completely forget? Woosah! This is the text generation if you don't want to dobsonething shoot a text. 2nd if I say imma call you back and i forget please don't wait a week and hit me up askin why I didn't call that shit is creepy to me.

Ok I just have to yet this off my chest and I won't mention names out of respect for all parties. I was with this boy last summer and we had a pretty good relationship for about 2 months maybe a month and a half but we got close met his family he met mines. A good dude just a little young and maybe too exeprienced. Well we stopped talk due to multiple indiscretions on his part. I went back to school and we definently grew apart but kept in touch. A full year later we are back textin and stuff but he has a boyfriend and I don't know how to feel about that yet because a large part of doesn't care but a equally large part only remembers the good times not the blatant disrespect. Since I moved back home I don't really have friends since "The Incident". It can get lonely here but like my girl Shayla said "When it's time to go it's time to go" and I wouldn't trade a fresh start/new perspective for anything. It's a stipulation on what could be a good friendship.

I'm in the barber shop think bout my life LOL it's crowded in here so I have plenty of time. I haven't been posting this week because I've been looking for a job. This recession is no joke ya boy is broke like shattered glass with 7 years of bad luck. But I will keep push and punchin till I get hired somewhere doing somthing for somebody be their friends. I wish I didn't look a mess today because it's always this cute boy in here and he's so homo but his feet so small very rodent like. But I digress. I plan on taking my Lil cousin out and about today that should be fun she's so precious.

I'm also about to overhaul this whole blog thing. Something more agressive and grown I don't know where to take it but I will be taking it there. I plan on being something serious by the end of the summer.

God is God and people are people

Stuck in jersey city traffic

Ugh Essex please come through. Goodluck to Zakee! I'm at bloomfield diner with my cousins it's pretty nice

Yay

Downtown nj

Joji LOL

Rip joni!

Umm y'all don't ask me for relationship advice cuz imma tell you to break up real talk

It was cute I guess

And he's late

On a date I guess I don't know how this will turn out cuz I have Lil interest and it's cold outside. He's a nice dude tho. A Lil short and funny looking. Funny looking is hot though. Right?

Ex'n out all my haters!

He's just not into you

Happy 21st Teryl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My aunt got her braces off today! That's a good look that's what's I'm talking about! We all about change in 2009!

I think I need a life

Everybody said my german chocolate cake was nasty but it all gin and I only got 1 slice

Sigh...denied again. I really cannot wait to become an adult. I'm trying to start a new chapter but it's getting harder to turn the page. I will continue to stay positive (it's my new thing) it's kind of hard though. I feel like I'm being conditioned for disappointment. One foot at a time I guess.

I'm just going to go asleep

That new zune looks sick!

QS you're a fucking idiot

Nix that video it's kinda sad

I just made this german chocolate cake it didn't turn out right but I'll be eating it all week so ITS WHATEVER!

I just got so sleepy! I've only been up for 4 hrs I need a job so bad. It's my auntie kathy bday so we cookin out even tho it's 50 degrees outside. I'm editing my ex drunk callin me it's so funny that'll be up later

BMORE PICS

This is a test

MDay Weekend!

On my way back from Baltimore! What an amazing weekend! Boys, food, and family! Friday I hung out with my best friend Kandon that's my nigga for life. Serious going on ten years I've seen a lot of people come and go but my dude been here for me. Saturday I went to a party with one of my ex's. I think we can be good friends though. He's a really good person. He is also young and a boy lol so we'll see how that will work out he also has a man! They look cute together. I also reconnected with "man down". No comment but I will say don't mix vodka with corona cuz u will get fucked up! Sunday I got home at 7am drunk and horny my moms come in like get dressed we going to Baltimore. I'm like ok. It's a beautiful city. But webwouldnt dare stray from the civilized section. As of this writing I'm on my way back home. Its a 3 he ride and I'm bout to go to sleep. I'm so thankful!

Aaliyah Read Between the lines

Aaliyah Read Between the lines

Brandy - 2nd thought (bonus track - Human 2008)

One of my all time favorite brandy songs. This song got me through so much last winter. She's really preaching on this track. Because sometimes you let people back in your life evenwhen they should have been gone.Sometimes you need that 2nd thought. BRAVO!

MAN DOWN

Sigh. Another day another boy. Why do the boys youre really interested in want nothing to do with you? I was feeling dude so much! But it's all good. The whole point of dating is identifying your self worth. I don't want to get caught up in this thing. Honestly a companion would be so nice right now. I guess i neef to take advantage of being single. I have so much growing to do. Being home should be very interesting.

New Pics!

Random Cravings

I want Cracker Jacks! Caramel covered popcorn with sweetened peanuts and wooden box flavor! I would kill a box right now…

Defense Mechanism?

Sooooooo I met this boy and he pretty cool. We talk often enough and I think we know enough about each other to form certain generalizations about each other's personalities. He believes that my "game" is a defense mechanism. I don't let boys get close. Which I've heard before, I just never thought it was so easily detectable. Whoops? I thought if this was a good or bad thing, if my offensive defense was actually harming me. I think in some ways it has but I also feel like it's very necessary. People, especially boys can be, cruel. I don't mean to sound sententious but why should I let anyone get close when 90% I end up hurt?

Deon!

I haven't spoken to you in so long. I hope you're doing well and making it to all your classes ;). I see big things for you this summer you seem more focused than ever. I'm right behind you. I know you see all this Sasha Fierce info. This ho is everywhere ugh. But I know you love it. Well anyway hit me up! Love you!

Angel Down

am i the only one who didnt know farrah fawcett was dying? i swear i turn on the tv she in her death bed! thats so sad! and anal cancer. then i asked my mother how u get anal cancer and she sucked her teeth and said "u should kno".

Love Yourself!

From Lil Kim

I want to take a moment to talk to all young women about the four letter word…”LOVE”.

Not LOVE for money, not LOVE for sex, not even LOVE for a man or a woman, but LOVE for yourself! Sometimes we have the tendencies to look for LOVE in all the wrong places and seek acceptance to belong and fit in.

But the truth is that we must first LOVE ourselves. The most important thing is that once we LOVE ourselves we are capable and ready to LOVE others.

Till next time….
Honey Girl

Global Grind - LOVE YOURSELF...

Zune HD

TeamXbox has posted a story about the Zune HD, written this past January, using information going back to August 2008. The lengthy piece makes the Zune HD sound like an integration marvel -- something we're not exactly used to seeing from Redmond.

The Zune HD will allegedly be "a portable game console and media player," with the ability to link Microsoft's Skybox and integrate the current Zune and Xbox marketplaces. Something similar to the NXE will apparently function as the interface on the handheld. Zune HD will also allow users to play Xbox Live Arcade games either on their Xbox or on the handheld.

It all sounds so magical, Toto. When can we go to OZ?


[url=http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/15/rumor-zune-hd-is-a-digital-entertainment-handheld-that-does/]Rumor: Zune HD is a 'digital entertainment handheld' that does ... everything[/url]
and the original article
[url=http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/19639/Microsoft-Working-on-Digital-Entertainment-]Microsoft Working on Digital Entertainment Handheld - Xbox[/url]
Handheld/


i hope this is true because Zune shits on every multimedia device out right now except the iphone/itouch and i feel like they need competition

Grad "Pop Champagne"

im sooo mad that champagne aint pop!

Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock

my favorite song right now

All Stars - Freedom (Theme from Panther)

Xbox e3 News*

E3 IS COMIN AND HERE ARE A FEW RUMORS

taken from teamxbox.com


Game Fork (GameFork) on Twitter

-Is pixel-blurred and gob smacked. APB could well be a GTA killer. MS is about to stun E3 with their lineup... Aah wel. back to gang design!!

-MS E3 big drops. Xbox Fluid - New Motion camera! Splinter Cell Conviction Halo ODST Alan Wake APB Metal Gear Solid 4 + Oxide (Show Finale)

-Yes. Metal gear solid + Oxide is one title.

-For the questions about MGS+O being show finale: Konami will announce a 360 exclusive (NOBODY outside of Kon has been told what this is)...

-.. After that they announce MGS4+O as a 360 exclusive. MS have also cut LostPlan2, AssCreed2, Bioshock 2, GTA.BAAFLC, to 3 min slots.

-E3: The Molyneux / Lionhead project "Richter" will show at E3. In fact, it will open it After Progress/xbla titles are shown

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NO MORE NASTY PICTURES

Why do people take explicit shots of themselves? I never understood. And even if it was still exhibition why would u send said shots to a significant other? I just deleted all my shits because I would hate to be "expose" even though I have a nice body and it wouldn't hurt my "image" lol. Jp keep your clothes on people!

No matter what people say!

No matter what people say
We got it going on
Who cares about what they think
(Won't you come and)
We are the number one
(Come and show me how you do that baby)
No matter what people say
We got it going on
Who cares about what they think
(Shake your body to the rhythm)
We are the number one
(If it drives you crazy)

Everywhere I go red carpet
Gave the keys to valet tell 'em to park it
Then I jumps out the Azure, a Lil' Kim aura
Girls making faces like Ace Ventura
And my B-A-D G-I-R-L-S is in the stretch LX
Ain't shit you can tell us
Even got some of these niggas jealous
But tonight ain't about the fellas
Bvlgari perfume from a mile ya smell us
Model agencies say it's easy to sell us
We got sex appeal, I'mma keep it real
If I didn't have a deal I'd still be worth a mill', uh
Depending on how I feel I might go on a heist
So at my wedding I can throw ice instead of throwing rice
We fly like kites never gettin' into fights
I got a whole bunch of dikes on ninja bikes

[Repeat 1]

[Lil' Kim]
I'm just trying to be me
Doing what I got to do
So why y'all keep hating on me and my crew

[Lil' Caesar]
Yo I'm saying Q.B.
Look at them and look at you

[Lil' Kim]
TRUE!
If I was you I'd hate me too
Louis Vuitton shoes and a whole lot of booze
Every other week a different a dude and other crews
I make offers nobody can refuse
You might even see me on the channel nine news
I get paid just for laying in the shade
To take pictures with a glass of lemonade
My rocks shine like it was dipped in Cascade
(Uh-uh, Kim been fly since she was in the fifth grade)
Wake up in the morning to breakfast from a maid
Wanted me so bad you went and copped the bootleg
Y'all niggas played like a high top fade
Some of the shit I hear I don't know how it got played
Y'all rock Versace and y'all went out and bought it
I rock Versace and y'all know I ain't paid for it
My fam deep with security in the jeep
When the Queen come in town everything shut down

[Repeat 1]

[Puffy]
Breakdown, uh
Let's dance come on
Let's dance come on
I see you let's go
Yeah, Queen Bee, do it like this

[Lil' Kim]
I'm the highest, your highest title, numero uno
I'm not a Puerto Rican but I'm speakin so that 'ju know
[*Rakim* "This is how it should be done..
cause this style, is indentical to none"]
The hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
to the hip hip-hop a ya don't stop
to rock it to the bang-bang boogie
to up jump the boogie
to the boogie to the boogedy beat
Now what you hear is not a fake
It's the real Lil' Kim, Queen Bee (That's right)
Now I know y'all heard other females rap
But they ain't got nothin on me
Cause, y'all take to my rap cause my rap's the best
A hundred and fifty thou, sixteen bars nothin less (Nothin less)
So to y'all haters, I paid y'all no mind
In fact I'ma give it to y'all one more time like..

[Puffy]
Uh yeah, what?
Come on, bounce, what?

Summer Music: Fantasy Ride

I'm so feeling this Ciara Fantasy Ride. It's by no means a classic but its up-tempo and she is aiming straight for the club with this disc. It's a great album to just put in the car and ride out. There isn't really progression with this disc but she is on to something. Especially the Dream tracks good job CiCi!

I’ve been gone for a Minute…

So what have I been doing?

• Finals 3.1 for the semester yay!
  
• Moving I'm transferring back home so I moved from Florida to Jersey
  
• Getting it crackin. ALWAYS
  
• Arranging my life here I want a internship for the summer and a job summer school start in JULY
  
• Finding my place back home so much has changed but that's fine!
  
• Banging this White Castle pork sandwiches
  
• Relaxing
  

What are your summer plans?

Happy Mother’s Day

God Bless all the mothers out there. I couldn't fathom having that type of responsibility I can barely maintain my own life and my mom's taking care of a whole family. Truly amazing. I love you mommy with all my heart! There's no one like you! IM GOING TO MAKE YOU PROUD!

IM BACK

BITCHES. ITS SUMMER. SO EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM ME AND ALFIE. 2009 ITS YOUR YEAR!

Lil Kim- Download VIDEO

NETWORKING: Mindset

I am a 23 year old actor trying to do my thing, but I’m also a lover or all things entertainment, music, movies, books, and TV, so I thought I'd start making my own movie reviews since I’m a plethora of entertainment knowledge and a lot of times I disagree with the current movie critics. So i figured I would create something for people like me.

http://thundercat-mindset.blogspot.com/

Thanks John!

I want to thank John again for an amazing Easter. I needed to get out of that city so bad and the food hit the spot in every way! LoLz

A Quiet Place

I feel like I have wasted four years of my life. College has been a very lonely experience. Since my freshman year I have felt very lonely and not at all true to myself. I have met some amazing people here and I wouldn't change that for anything. What I would change is my pride. I always felt that things would just fall in place for me and they haven't. I'm not good at too many things. I don't play sports, dance, sing, or do much of anything besides be smart. I'm a smart person but I feel that my intelligence has deteriorated these past four years. I struggle with my faith daily. I wanted to leave this place a man, but I'm leaving the same boy I was in high school. I find myself sleeping all day just to escape. I distract myself with the matrix of the internet and when I'm not doing anything at all I sit and cry.

Fucking pitiful

Purgatory, this is where I reside. It's so strange. My life is going well I can't complain about a damn thing my family right, STILL celibate, this is probably my best semester at UF, but It's also my last and I feel really sad about that. I know I am meant for great things. I have all the tools to become the man I am meant to become. The first half of 2009 has been a mix of purging and enlightenment. I have NEVER felt so lost and out of tune with myself but even still I am residing in harmony, a very quiet place.

Innovative Gaze

I have know idea what this means but its exactly how i feel

Religion is a Hell of a Drug

I haven't been to church in like 2 years outside of funerals. It was a very powerful experience. I feel my religious side dwindling sometimes and I hate that. Ijust feel there are a lot of things that interfere with my belief. I just think its life and growing up. The world is very tempting but I keep my morals and values first, most of the time. I really enjoyed myself today, thanks John!

Mighty Morphin Manslaughter!

LATEST: Former MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGER SKYLAR DELEON will face a death sentence if the members of a jury in a triple murder case get their way.
Last month (Oct08), Deleon, a former child actor who appeared on the popular kids' TV series, was convicted of murdering three people, including a couple who were tied to an anchor and thrown from their yacht.
And now the jury in the case want the 29-year-old actor to pay for his crimes with his life.
Deleon's attorney, Gary Pohlson, argues his client should not be put to death.
He says, "Skylar is guilty of all three murders, (but) at the end of this, I'm going to ask you to give him life without the possibility of parole as the appropriate sentence."
The lawyer cited Deleon's "horrible, horrible life," and noted he was allegedly abused as child by his father, who eventually died of AIDS.
Deleon will learn of his sentence next Wednesday (12Nov08).


http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jury%20recommends%20death%20sentence%20for%20power%20ranger_1085934]JURY RECOMMENDS DEATH SENTENCE FOR POWER RANGER

Cassie is the BADDEST!

AND SHE BALD HEADED!

UF Alpha Kappa Alpha SPRING 2009 Probate

GO PORTIA!

Viennese Waltz 9-8-9

Chilllin With My Co-Defendant

Mooseknuckle...

Networking: CUZILUVIT

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They Rap and Model!

Kid Cudi, Lupe Fiasco, Tha Cool Kids, and bunch of other emo rappers model some spring/summer fashion trends.

Follow link for more pics http://hypebeast.com/2009/04/swagger-2009-springsummer-style/

I Got That!

Don't you love them "I Got That" songs? It's something about embracing someone else's delusions about their sexual or social superiority. I think everyone in alive "got that" something. That's what makes us special. Like me I got that Snap Crackle Pop! Loll I'm bout to write that down. What do you "got"?

Cheaters!

Have you ever cheated on someone intentionally? I cheated once and I took it kind of hard today I was thinking if it was intentional or not. People know right from wrong and while I was pissy drunk but that is never an excuse. When you cheat on someone you're just asking for trouble but when you don't care there really is no risk involved. Now I've been cheated on countless times I'm still waiting to exhale. I feel like even though you can cheat doesn't mean you should. Shit, my shit is exclusive! I always tell friends why cheat just leave but every circumstance is different I know I've been there.

Computer Love

I find it so fascinating that we can completely be infatuated with someone that we never met. This digital age is crazy because family friends and love can all be found on the internet. It steal seems taboo though. My mom thinks I just meet strangers on the internet and go to their house. Which is not the case it's been done but it's not the norm. Its computer love!

With that mentioned here's a song that fits this post perfectly.

Lil' Kim - Download

http://www.zshare.net/audio/515175465765e992/

Alfie Acting Up

Love Story: The Beginning 3.1

I'm breaking part 3 in 2 parts

If this relationship was a rollercoaster then this is the part where the seatbelt would break and I would be going around the loopty loop hanging on for dear life. Spring 07 is when it got bad to the point I completely lost who I was as a person. I just remember sex with CW and me chasing him around the south east. He was living with me at the time and I was working at one point 2 jobs in school I lost my God father and great grandmother at this point. I've lost a lot of important people since I've been in college. Too many funerals, but I guess that's apart of getting older. After I came back from my godfather's funerals things began to change. CW announced he was moving to ATL (Red Flag!). I was a hurt, shocked, and confused by his departure but we decided to stay together and have a long distance relationship. It didn't take long for the messages, text, and rumors to flood in. boys from all over were getting in contact with me about this nigga. My dumbass ignored it all. CW would come back every once in a while for fraternity events never to see me. All the while I'm getting closer to ML. ML was a good friend through all this. Kept me grounded but I always felt CW and ML messed around over winter break. I was putting all my trust in CW and ML losing myself in the process. I'm dealing with all this gay dramatics and still playing straight. It's a very strange thing and in a way it splits your personality to the point you don't even know who you are anymore. At the same time I felt very liberated.

The Future

Tell me why I'm so damn fly?

Feeling Down

School is winding down and I'm feeling a tad bit depressed. I pin pointed it yesterday after I got a rejection letter from Rutgers and I got a worried for my future. I'm telling yall this shit could have been in a movie. There were 2 or 3 beautiful tears and that's it. I sucked it up though and hopped on the bus and headed to the library. I've been through so much these past 4 years in some ways it feels like it's amounted to nothing and in others I feel like it's been the most liberating experience. I don't know how to feel. I know I'll be alright I'm too close to my goal to ever fall into obscurity but I'm scared in so many ways.

0 Tolerance

I've been drinking a lot lately. Coolers and beer but I feel like that shit add up. I need to institute a 0 tolerance policy with liquor. I'm trying to live yo. I feel something in me that needs to come out. A better person? A stronger person? I hate finding comfort in liquor very weak. It wasn't a bad week because I feel very blessed but I was having these mini moments all week. Lawd help us all!

Trigger

Put your hands around it

Feel that smith and western cold steel

This aint no bb this shit is real

Kind of heavy 4lbs turn the safety off

If you hit the bulls eye I'm gone take it off

Cock it back, aim steady, now you locked and loaded

Don't be scared….

 

Pull the Trigger

Going pound for pound

Heavy hitter

Ooo I love the sound of that trigger

Click click pull that trigger

 

This bullet proof vest got me cocky

Hollow points coming strong but they can't stop me

You got me ducking dodging weaving like the matrix

Slow motion, don't shoot another round or I'll hit the pavement

 

Pull the Trigger

Going pound for pound

Heavy hitter

Oyo I love the sound of that trigger

Click click pull that trigger

 

Mmm spray that Uzi it crazy how this going

Shoot gun barrel make sure no one else around

He said he shoot if I ever let this thing out

Bang bang, bullets hurting you a heavy hitter

Don't stop keep squeezing on that trigger

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE BERRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!

I love Halle she is unphased by this song, but gets up and dances and KILLS! She so beautiful inside and out.

9-8-10

She did great the first 10 of the season

"If you see me in a fight with a bear, help the bear"

What?! lol!

Testin out Youtube

Dont laugh! The pimple in the 2nd vid is vicious!

I had a great weekend!

It was so fun besides the bigot I had a lot of fun with Guitar Hero and tanning at the pool! I haven't taken a bath since Friday and I love it!

The King Roach

I just killed the biggest roach. Omg it was so damn big! It had these 2 long legs and this brown coat. The nigga hopped out my closet and stopped. I didn't know what to do. So I just froze. I can't step on a roach that's too intimate. So I decided to sneak pass his ass and get the raid. This nigga started walking away. I sprayed him down. He jetted thumping the wall Omg! So he run around the whole room and hit his back. He kept kicking and kicking Omg for like 10 min. he wouldn't die. So I get the broom and gently sweep the thing up. I felt weight on the damn broom. I can't even sleep now. This battle lasted 30-40 min. I feel like shit is crawling on me.

TWITTS

I am the only one that is conciously avoiding twitter? why do i need to know every singl fucking detail of your life?


1:20pm: Wipes ass
12:06pm: I decided to take a shit
11:42am: My stomach is rumbling
11:31am: Eats Mcdonalds

Follow me...?

Like, what? No! This is some "Big Brother" Orson Wells shit. I can't.

This damn VISTA!

I love Vista I like the look of it (glossy!) and its very customizable but this shit is buggy as hell! Get it together Msoft. My laptop is brand new and it stutter then I update it and its fine for like a week, then it gets all clumsy again I don't understand. I hear this Windows 7 is the beez knees though so I can't wait for that I mos def will be updating because I can't deal with this no more.

Pharell Want that Mcgriddle

I think I’m having a Stroke

I ate long john silver's and a checkerburger yesterday and my body is paying me back because im in class and I think I'm having some sort of stroke! I'm literally grabbing at my heart. Lawd have mercy!